My another Poem

I gave my heart to a girl...

Thinking that she would give me hers'

But she just walked away from me

Taking my heart with her

Leaving an empty hole in me

Which caused me so much pain

That I thought my ribcage would break

I looked around but only found

A stone that would fit in that space

The pain I had was unbearable

So I grabbed that stone

And put it in my chest

It's heavier than my heart

And harder than I thought

But it fills the hole and eases the pain

So please don't disgust me saying

I HAVE A HEART OF STONE...

BUT then...

I found some blood over it

I started thinking for its reason

I found that the stone came to senses

because of my dear FRIENDS

Their love was rooted so much deep into my heart

that the stone also felt it and started beating...

I still feel the absence of my heart

But 'm still alive because of my dear FRIENDS.

WO+

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg !!!

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES


1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.


3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind.


COMMON USES


1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

2. Can be great aid to administration.


TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one by Indian Penal Code....!!!!

BAAP OF ALL PJ's

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other

cigarette....

another deadly answer. scroll down a little

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee 

I Love You in 99 Languages !

How to say I Love You in 99 Languages !!! 

 

 English - I love you

 Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief

 Albanian - Te dua

 Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)

 Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)

 Armenian - Yes kez sirumen

 Bambara - M'bi fe

 Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi

 Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

 Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

 Bulgarian - Obicham te

 Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah

 Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a

 Catalan - T'estimo

 Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

 Chichewa - Ndimakukonda

 Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)

 Creol - Mi aime jou

 Croatian - Volim te

 Czech - Miluji te

 Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

 Dutch - Ik hou van jou

 Esperanto - Mi amas vin

 Estonian - Ma armastan sind

 Ethiopian - Afgreki'

 Faroese - Eg elski teg

 Farsi - Doset daram

 Filipino - Mahal kita

 Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

 French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

 Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

 Georgian - Mikvarhar

 German - Ich liebe dich

 Greek - S'agapo

 Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo

 Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

 Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

 Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)

 Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)

 Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

 Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte han

 Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

 Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'taHungarian - Szeretlek

 Icelandic - Eg elska tig

 Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

 Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

 Inuit - Negligevapse

 Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

 Italian - Ti amo

 Japanese - Aishiteru

 Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene

 Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

 Kiswahili - Nakupenda

 Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

 Korean - Sarang Heyo

 Latin - Te amo

 Latvian - Es tevi miilu

 Lebanese - Bahibak

 Lithuanian - Tave myliu

 Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu

 Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

 Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

 Marathi - Me tula prem karto

 Mohawk - Kanbhik

 Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

 Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

 Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

 Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

 Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

 Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

 Papiamento - Mi ta stimaborsian - Doo-set daaram

 Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

 Polish - Kocham Ciebie

 Portuguese - Eu te amo

 Romanian - Te ubeskRussian - Ya tebya liubliu

 Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort

 Serbian - Volim te

 Setswana - Ke a go rata

 Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahy

 anSioux - Techihhila

 Slovak - Lu`bim ta

 Slovenian - Ljubim te

 Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

 Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

 Swedish - Jag alskar dig

 Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

 Tagalog - Mahal kita

 Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

 Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

 Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen

 Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

 Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

 Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)

 Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

 Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

 Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo

 Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)

 Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

 Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu

 Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

 Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Coffee house er sei adda....

Lyric Of Coffee House Of Manna Dey...

hmmmmmmmmm........hmmmmmmmm

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

nikhiles paris e, moidol dhaka te nei tara ajj kono khobor e

grand er guiterist gouaniz d'souza ghumiye ache je kobor e

ka ke jeno bhalobeshe aghat peye je shes e pagla garod e ache roma roy

amol ta bhugche dhoronto cancer e jibon kore ni take khoma haiiiiiiii

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

shujata e ajj sodo sob cheye shuke ache

shunechi tu lakh poti shami tar

hire r johorot e aga gora mora she

nami dami bari ghari ache tar

art college er chele nikhileshaonlal biggapon er chobi akto

ar chukh vora kotha niye nirbak srota hoye d'souza ta sodo bose thakto

ohhhhhhhhhh

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

lalalalalalala

ekta table e sei 3/4 ghonta

char minar sodo thote jolto

kokhono bishnu dey kokhono jamini rai

ei niye torko ta cholto

rod jor brishti te jekhanei je thakok

kaj sere thik eshe jortam

charte te suro kore jomiye adda mere

sare 7 tai thik uthtam

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

lalalalalalallalala........

kobi kobi chehra kadhe te julano bag

muche jabe amol er naam ta

ekta kobita o tar holo nako kothao chapa

pelo na she protiva r dam ta

office er sosal e memture natok e

roma roy obhinoy korto

kagoj er reporter moidol eshe roj

ki likheche tai sodo porto

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

sei 7 jon nei ajj table ta tobo ache

7 ta peyala ajj o khali nei

ek bhagane je ajj esheche nutun kuri

sodo sei sedin er mali nei

koto shopner rod uther ei soffe house e

koto shopno megh e deke jai

koto jon elo gelo

koto jon e asbe

coffee house ta sodo theke jai

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei

kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

hhhmmmmmmmmmm lalalalalalala