Friday, January 8, 2010

Regarding the last post

Hello everyone !
My last post created a lot of clamor.I must mention here that it was really unexpected.
Some of my batchmates pointed out some of the following points :-

  • animal - It should not be understood figuratively or in any wrong way.
  • studying their butts off - okay... I should have also mentioned here that some of us (as they say) didn't give a damn to it !

Apart from these two things, I believe that all of us are observant and intelligent enough to understand the incidents in the most appropiate way. I hope you all may like it...

Monday, January 4, 2010

The tale of my first job offer !


Hello everyone !

This post is about the days which are really very important to me – especially the day when I got my first job offer. My first job – even these words sound like…umm….yeah, great….no….no…awesome!

By this time, as we all know, the stupid recession has really changed the recruitment scenario all over the world. Our esteemed institute also felt the heat. The campus placements started on its due date, but many companies didn’t have the balls to hire at that time. Some big names visited and took a few of us. Others preferred to visit by the fall of sweet ’09. But all this made us restless. Each day, nearly every moment we got the habit of discussing something, somehow (even absurdly, at times) related with this burning issue. The things got worse with the cut throat competition that increased by many folds due to many reasons, best known to us. After every company visit, names started to get attached with it. As our branch is ECE, so we felt a lot more competitive heat than others. From being decent, well-educated, well-cultured, high achieving, blah blah graduates, we started becoming animals!

We started studying really hard even on days we couldn’t have imagined before (non-study break time :P). Frustration, panic, anger, ego-problems and many other crap – they all came along.

Then, cutting the crap, notices came about the companies which would visit our campus and their visiting dates in this sweet month of Dec’09. As expected, we all got excited. Everybody fastened their belts and started studying their butts off. Resume writing was also a very big task. We now had to sell ourselves, and in simple terms, this resume thing was our advertisement. We had to write many hilarious things about ourselves (achievements, marks, projects and oh yeah, many other crap also, like hardworking, smart, am-goooood, blah blah). The day I finally wrote it and read it back, I must say, I was nothing less than being amazed !

Then the day arrived. It was our D-Day – atleast for many of us. We have waited so long (right from our childhood days) for this day. It was the day when Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) – Asia’s numero uno in IT services - visited our campus. 15th December 2009. On that fine morning I woke up and took my time to get prepared. The Pre-Placement talk was scheduled at 0930 hrs. Some pro-looking guys turned up and addressed the crowd. Dr.B.B.Pant sir welcomed them and we all clapped happily. The presentation was really something. We were given our slots for the written online exams followed by the technical and HR interview. After waiting for the whole day, my turn for the online exam came at nearly 1900 hrs.

The war for me was on. Now, it was the time when we all wanted to hit the road running. After carefully listening to the instructions for the exam, we all started for this 90 minutes marathon. The milestones were verbal ability (GRE level), quantitative aptitude (normal level) and Critical reasoning (again, GRE level). Right after this marathon (which got over by 2115 hrs I guess), we were asked by the coordinators to assemble at G-3 (the result distribution point). With horrified faces, we all waited for the results. Some time again passed by, and then some people from TCS came with the printed list of the selected candidates for the interviews. With each calling-out of names, my heartbeat increased monotonically. Finally, after few minutes my name was called out and then for only some fractions of a second, I responded to my called-out name. It was a moment of sheer joy. After this they asked us to hand them over our resumes and company CV. It was already past 2230 hrs. From our canteen, I could only manage to get some biscuits and a packet of mixture as it was too late. So, after getting selected for the next day interview, living a day only on bhel-puri, biscuits and water, studying like hell, I returned back to my den. Again after studying for some more time I finally fell asleep.

Next morning, a very sweet morning, on 16th December’09, I woke up. Again took my time to be prepared, dressed up like a real gentleman, offered my prayers to the Almighty and my dear parents, I headed for the interview. After waiting for some time, my turn came. I entered the air-conditioned, glass-fitted, modern looking room – MR-1. I was appointed with the panel number 3 among twelve other panels. The interviewers were two in number – both of them really pro-looking gentlemen. They offered me a seat and I humbly greeted them. My HR started first, then technical, then again back to HR.

I had to talk about myself, my family background, my intentions for joining the company among many other things. The technical part also went smoothly and then they asked me to write a C code on a problem statement, which after some thinking, I wrote successfully. The whole interview ran for about 30-40 minutes. Then, after being satisfied with my interview, I walked back to my den. The whole day passed away. My worries kept increasing. I again started thinking about all sort of stuffs. After having an early dinner, I fell asleep.

Then the best thing happened. My fellow batch mates started screaming in the hostel corridors. The final list of the selected students for the hiring was out. It was official and I came to know about it at around 0207 hrs in the night/morning ! I completely woke up and headed for the institute main building.

The guards had already locked the doors and they asked us to come only in the morning. After some failed persuasions by some of us, we again headed for our hostel. On my way back to our hostel, one of my classmates informed me that I had been selected by TCS. When I heard this information, I really felt a fountain of happiness inside me. They all started congratulating me and I also offered mine to the chosen ones. This all happened in a flash and I came back to my room by around 0300 hrs.

I thought of sleeping but it was all in vain. I was so happy that I cannot even express it in words.

I thanked God and my parents for everything and waited for the sun of this great day to rise again.

In the morning I conveyed this news to my family, who like me, were literally elated and happy. Then I went back to the institute main building and saw my name in the list on the placement notice board. I really felt satisfied.

After all these when my relatives and shubh-chintaks came to know about this and I heard their responses , I really understood the real meaning of this beautiful feat of mine!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Gitanjali...er pata theke

The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day
runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measures.


It is the same life that shoots in joy through the dust of the earth in numberless blades of grass and breaks into tumultuous waves of leaves and flowers.


It is the same life that is rocked in the ocean-cradle of birth and of death, in ebb and in flow.


I feel my limbs are made glorious by the touch of this world of life.


And my pride is from the life-throb of ages dancing in my blood this moment.

Friday, October 9, 2009

आशा

सपनों की है यह कैसी गाथा ,
कई बार इन्हें मैं समझ न पाता |
बंद आँखों से वोह देख लेता ,
जिन्हें खुली आँखों से देखना हूँ चाहता |

बचपन में सोचता था ...
की पता नहीं कब कॉलेज जाएँ |
और अब कॉलेज में आकर...
काश वो बचपन फिर से आये |

पर सपनों को सच करना है ,
जीवन में कुछ बनना है |
सपनों में रंग भरना है ,
सफलता की सीरिओं पर chardna है |

Thursday, October 8, 2009

1 of my weird Poems.....Presenting DIL !

Ae dil zara itna bata , akhir tu chahta hai kya ,
SINE wave ki tarah multi-valued , continuous hai ,
par uski periodicity ki guun tujhmein kahan hai ,
kabhi kabhi active region mein bhi badi muskil se jata hai....
gaya bhi toh jald hi saturate kar jata hai.

tere minority charge ka hai itna problem...
ki sochta hoon SCHOTTKY diode ka hi kar loon use !!!
isse atleast tu saturation tak toh nahi jayega...
aur tera reverse state bhi aasani se aayega.

Bahut dhoonde ki kahan hai aisa SCHOTTKY...
tab mind mein achanak aaya ek khatki....
dil bola abe saa** sanki ,
tu jo bhi bol raha hai woh sahi hai ,
main aisa hoon, mujh mein nahin koi kami hai ,
tere boring life mein ek zinda saans hoon ,
tere jivan ke humrahion mein , atleast ek daringbaaz hoon...
mere diversity mein unity hai , saare mein tera hi sanity hai .
muul bhi tu , tu hi byaaj...
hai apne dil ka tu sartaj...

main chounka , socha yeh kya kiya...
kuch se kuch sochkar , yeh kya likh diya...
tabhi nazar aayi iski pehli line...
turant mann bola...for the time being....
yahi main chahta tha...fine !!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

My another Poem

I gave my heart to a girl...
Thinking that she would give me hers'
But she just walked away from me
Taking my heart with her
Leaving an empty hole in me
Which caused me so much pain
That I thought my ribcage would break
I looked around but only found
A stone that would fit in that space
The pain I had was unbearable
So I grabbed that stone
And put it in my chest
It's heavier than my heart
And harder than I thought
But it fills the hole and eases the pain
So please don't disgust me saying
I HAVE A HEART OF STONE...


BUT then...
I found some blood over it
I started thinking for its reason
I found that the stone came to senses
because of my dear FRIENDS
Their love was rooted so much deep into my heart
that the stone also felt it and started beating...

I still feel the absence of my heart
But 'm still alive because of my dear FRIENDS.

WO+

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg !!!

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES


1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.


3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind.


COMMON USES


1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

2. Can be great aid to administration.


TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one by Indian Penal Code....!!!!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

BAAP OF ALL PJ's


Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


















































Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other

cigarette....






another deadly answer. scroll down a little




































Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
























Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee 

Sunday, August 2, 2009

I Love You in 99 Languages !



How to say I Love You in 99 Languages !!! 

 
 English - I love you
 Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
 Albanian - Te dua
 Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
 Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
 Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
 Bambara - M'bi fe
 Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
 Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
 Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
 Bulgarian - Obicham te
 Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
 Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
 Catalan - T'estimo
 Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
 Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
 Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
 Creol - Mi aime jou
 Croatian - Volim te
 Czech - Miluji te
 Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
 Dutch - Ik hou van jou
 Esperanto - Mi amas vin
 Estonian - Ma armastan sind
 Ethiopian - Afgreki'
 Faroese - Eg elski teg
 Farsi - Doset daram
 Filipino - Mahal kita
 Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
 French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
 Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
 Georgian - Mikvarhar
 German - Ich liebe dich
 Greek - S'agapo
 Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
 Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
 Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
 Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
 Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
 Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
 Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte han
 Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
 Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'taHungarian - Szeretlek
 Icelandic - Eg elska tig
 Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
 Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
 Inuit - Negligevapse
 Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
 Italian - Ti amo
 Japanese - Aishiteru
 Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
 Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
 Kiswahili - Nakupenda
 Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
 Korean - Sarang Heyo
 Latin - Te amo
 Latvian - Es tevi miilu
 Lebanese - Bahibak
 Lithuanian - Tave myliu
 Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
 Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
 Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
 Marathi - Me tula prem karto
 Mohawk - Kanbhik
 Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
 Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
 Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
 Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
 Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
 Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
 Papiamento - Mi ta stimaborsian - Doo-set daaram
 Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
 Polish - Kocham Ciebie
 Portuguese - Eu te amo
 Romanian - Te ubeskRussian - Ya tebya liubliu
 Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
 Serbian - Volim te
 Setswana - Ke a go rata
 Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahy
 anSioux - Techihhila
 Slovak - Lu`bim ta
 Slovenian - Ljubim te
 Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
 Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
 Swedish - Jag alskar dig
 Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
 Tagalog - Mahal kita
 Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
 Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
 Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
 Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
 Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
 Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
 Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
 Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
 Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
 Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
 Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
 Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
 Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
 Yoruba - Mo ni fe

Coffee house er sei adda....



Lyric Of Coffee House Of Manna Dey...

hmmmmmmmmm........hmmmmmmmm
coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

nikhiles paris e, moidol dhaka te nei tara ajj kono khobor e
grand er guiterist gouaniz d'souza ghumiye ache je kobor e
ka ke jeno bhalobeshe aghat peye je shes e pagla garod e ache roma roy
amol ta bhugche dhoronto cancer e jibon kore ni take khoma haiiiiiiii

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

shujata e ajj sodo sob cheye shuke ache
shunechi tu lakh poti shami tar
hire r johorot e aga gora mora she
nami dami bari ghari ache tar
art college er chele nikhileshaonlal biggapon er chobi akto
ar chukh vora kotha niye nirbak srota hoye d'souza ta sodo bose thakto
ohhhhhhhhhh

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei
lalalalalalala

ekta table e sei 3/4 ghonta
char minar sodo thote jolto
kokhono bishnu dey kokhono jamini rai
ei niye torko ta cholto
rod jor brishti te jekhanei je thakok
kaj sere thik eshe jortam
charte te suro kore jomiye adda mere
sare 7 tai thik uthtam

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
lalalalalalallalala........

kobi kobi chehra kadhe te julano bag
muche jabe amol er naam ta
ekta kobita o tar holo nako kothao chapa
pelo na she protiva r dam ta
office er sosal e memture natok e
roma roy obhinoy korto
kagoj er reporter moidol eshe roj
ki likheche tai sodo porto

coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei

sei 7 jon nei ajj table ta tobo ache
7 ta peyala ajj o khali nei
ek bhagane je ajj esheche nutun kuri
sodo sei sedin er mali nei
koto shopner rod uther ei soffe house e
koto shopno megh e deke jai
koto jon elo gelo
koto jon e asbe
coffee house ta sodo theke jai


coffee house er sei adda ta ajj ar nei ajj ar nei
kothai hariye gelo shonali bikel gulo sei ajj ar nei
hhhmmmmmmmmmm lalalalalalala